ElCabong Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 I was on my bicycle getting attacked by those things every 10 feet as usual. I equipped my hunting knife to deal with them, one stab is all it takes. On the third I said to myself, "I feel like Schwarzenegger." And it hit me BITE THEIR HEADS OFF! People would even look forward to venturing into buzzard territory or certainly wouldn't mind it if they did anymore. This would fit right into the pimps sense of humor about this game for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 People who want feathers galore already do look forward to venturing into buzzard territory.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElCabong Posted March 21, 2020 Author Share Posted March 21, 2020 People who want feathers galore already do look forward to venturing into buzzard territory.... Twenty seconds later, after their third buzzard, they have all the feathers they need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasphemous Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 I love buzzards, especially early on. Instead of looking for nests of feathers, the feathers come to me. With the wooden club, it's too easy. Walk backwards, away from the bird and hit it as it tries to harm you. It can't, its attack animation makes it stop moving forward just before landing a blow and it misses. 5 birds and I have more feathers than I need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElCabong Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share Posted March 24, 2020 I love buzzards, especially early on. Instead of looking for nests of feathers, the feathers come to me. With the wooden club, it's too easy. Walk backwards, away from the bird and hit it as it tries to harm you. It can't, its attack animation makes it stop moving forward just before landing a blow and it misses. 5 birds and I have more feathers than I need. I'm like that too early on. you get the feather you get the bones and you get the rotten flesh to make your farm with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Nice Cup of Tea Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 The best way to deal with buzzards is with a baseball bat. It's just so satisfying to knock one for six (yes, I know, wrong sport). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazz Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 You mean like you're on the 3rd inning, the other team had the puck but you still scored a hole in one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boidster Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 And you get the extra point with an ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laz Man Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 You mean like you're on the 3rd inning, the other team had the puck but you still scored a hole in one? Yep, followed by screaming gooooooooooaaaaaalllllll!1!11!!!!! Afterwards...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warmer Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Bite their heads off? Even Ozzy wouldn't try that. Speaking of... If he did bite the head off a bat and survive, maybe his genes hold the key to a Corona vaccine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElCabong Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share Posted March 25, 2020 Bite their heads off? Even Ozzy wouldn't try that. Speaking of... If he did bite the head off a bat and survive, maybe his genes hold the key to a Corona vaccine. he supposedly has done that on stage. Channel Ozzy if you want but I would prefer to channel Conan the Barbarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurambo Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 he supposedly has done that on stage. Channel Ozzy if you want but I would prefer to channel Conan the Barbarian. not supposedly, he bit off the head of a dead bat that a fan threw on stage thinking it was a rubber one and had to do rabies shots for that, not very pleasant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoopaCode4 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 ...BITE THEIR HEADS OFF! That's what got us Corona virus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElCabong Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 That's what got us Corona virus... Just drink some honey and you'll cure it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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